Wednesday, December 11, 2013

The Explanation

Once Upon a time I had a blog... 3.5 entries and 3 years ago it abruptly ended because well I was bored and had a whopping, count them with me 1.2.3.4 followers.



If you haven't yet experienced my previous masterpiece please do yourself a favor and visit the following link!  http://www.whatthevonbotox.blogspot.ca/


Why rehash the past you ask? (or didn't ask... but "you ask?" just sounds way better than .... "No one CAAAAARES".)  Well let me tell you!

YOU MUST GO BACK TO GO FORWARD..!...?




One day my dear friend Olga Barsky part of the brilliant team at http://www.shedoesthecity.com/ advised me "Hey guuuurl why don't you start writing about being a flight attendant and share your tips tricks and ideas with the world"  I quickly replied with "ummm no" then thought wait a sec.... goood idea amigo.  The hardest part was where to start.  I thought lets do a quick little intro about me ... ya know to create personal interest in my character and have people give a $hit brownie about what I am saying.  That happened to unleash a whole can of gummy worms.  I realized that the last 3 years of my life have been insane in the brain !!

obviously exactly like this.... in fact this is the closest simulation I could find to accurately depict for all of you my inner thoughts....


All of these thoughts lead me in the direction of formulating my random ramblings,thoughts,events,activities,travels and so on in the days to follow into a semi coherent column that I would love nothing more than to share.... with at least 5 people this time.

Well here it goes!  Lets sit back, hold tight and get ready for the raging partaaaay that is my life.  Stay tuned for my first well thought post titled "The Introduction"  all for the purpose of forcing you to bond with me about how I got here and why I am a crazy kitteh.

Talk to ya soon freak shows

xoxo

Leslie VonB